Excalibur

Meet Excalibur, the legendary sword that’s got more personality than a reality TV star. Sure, it's got unmatched power and can grant its wielder some serious skills, like light speed and teleportation, but good luck dealing with its oversized ego! Anyone can swing Excalibur, but you'll have to tolerate its endless list of demands—think five-hour reading marathons and one thousand quirky tasks. Kid and Black Star tried to claim it, only to find out the sword had written its own hype book, so they ditched him fast. Picture Excalibur as a cartoonish gentleman in a fancy mustache—except he's rocking no pants!